Polls - Funny
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Category: Funny Jean Parker asked: You find a tortoise with no shell. What is your first thought? Option 1: Cold - so knit him a jumper Option 2: Been mugged - take to police Option 3: Been evicted - take to shelter Option 4: Runaway - take to counsellor Option 5: Other - please say |
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Category: Funny Amy Neave asked: Favourite brand of ice cream Option 1: Ben and Jerry's Option 2: Haagen Dazs Option 3: Green and Blacks Option 4: Other Option 5: Don't eat ice cream |
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Category: Funny Hannah Smith asked: do you think bush babies have one tongue or two tongues? Option 1: 1 Option 2: 2 |
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Category: Funny Sarah Collins asked: Do you have a favourite comedian? Option 1: Yes Option 2: No |
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Category: Funny Russell Poynter asked: If the queen dies who will become King? Option 1: Charles Option 2: Andrew Option 3: Edward Option 4: Change to a President Option 5: Don't Care |
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Category: Funny Peter Worthington asked: what was so attractive about Olive Oil that she had Popeye & Bluto after her? Option 1: she was low maintenance Option 2: she was a size 6 Option 3: other (what?) |
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Category: Funny Peter Worthington asked: How did Popeye have cans of spinach hidden? Option 1: they were inflatable cans Option 2: spinach is invisible Option 3: its make believe |
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Category: Funny Liz Roughley asked: Who is the best british commic on tv at the moment Option 1: David Wallams Option 2: Graham Norton Option 3: Alan Carr Option 4: Jonathon Ross Option 5: Paddy Mcguiness |
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Category: Funny Peter Worthington asked: was Jack setting a bad example by stealing gold and killing the giant? Option 1: yes, he shud be in jail Option 2: no, giants are evil Option 3: his mother made him do it |
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Category: Funny Peter Worthington asked: was it okay for snow white to make the dwarfs work Option 1: they did it for love Option 2: dwarfs love to work Option 3: what else does HI, Ho, go with |
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Category: Funny Peter Worthington asked: If deputy dawg is so good, why did he never make sheriff? Option 1: he didnt want promotion Option 2: the town mayor was bias Option 3: other |
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Category: Funny Peter Worthington asked: why didnt Bluto take spinach and beat popeye? Option 1: spinach is horrible Option 2: he was allergic Option 3: popeye kept it all |
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Category: Funny Peter Worthington asked: Do you think Yogi Bear was smarter than the average bear? Option 1: yes. he found picnic baskets Option 2: no. booboo did it all Option 3: do bears have IQ tests? |
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Category: Funny Peter Worthington asked: Do you think Rapunzel grew her hair as an escape plan? Option 1: yes. princes are good climbers Option 2: no. the hairdresser wudnt call Option 3: the guards had no scissors |
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Category: Funny Peter Worthington asked: were the three little pigs cowboy builders? Option 1: yes, who builds with straw? Option 2: no, it was cost-effective Option 3: the wolf had it coming |
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